Thank You Notes

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Thank you, North Korean terrorists, for shutting down the power on Camp Henry today. Your timing - in hitting my building just when I arrive at work - could not have been less convenient. Bravo, North Korea, bravo...

Thank you, Admin o' mine, who is usually so on top of dates, times, and my schedule, for humiliating me in front of soldiers who came to attend a class today. Way to totally go back on supporting the change of dates that we fought about two weeks ago, and make me look confused...

Thank you, punk Korean kid walking to school with your friends, for screaming "HI!!!!" to me across the parking lot  multiple times, until you got my attention. As if my white skin, curly hair and substantial chest did not make me stand out enough in your society. I only responded "hello" to get you to shut up, but what I really wanted to do was a) punch you and/or b) tell you that kind of behavior is terribly rude...

Thank you, bacterial infection from China, for making me think you were gone, only to ravage my insides this morning in vengeance for my complacency. Well played...

With love,
Kristina